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Tim Butters

Should Donald Trump have said “yes” to a cameo in The Walking Dead Season 7 as “The President?”

Donald Trump and The Walking Dead. Both are hugely popular works of fiction. Both are horrifically gruesome. And both are strangely…

5 min readNov 30, 2023

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Should Donald Trump have said “yes” to a cameo in The Walking Dead Season 7 as “The President?”

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Tim Butters

Horrible horror movie clichés we all know and love

Horror films need cliches like red roses need the rain and a poet needs the pain. You may think it’s the unexpected and unexplainable that…

5 min readNov 30, 2023

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Horrible horror movie clichés we all know and love

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Tim Butters

Meet The People Who Turned Down A Knighthood

As time and tradition poignantly prove, ambition makes you look pretty ugly, and the sycophantic hunger for social status and all the…

8 min readNov 7, 2023

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Meet The People Who Turned Down A Knighthood

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Tim Butters

The ‘Crab Mentality’ Is Why You’re Stuck In A Dead-End Job Reveals Famous Neuroscientist

Sick and tired of your dead-end job? Well, you can leave and go on to better things anytime you like, but you probably won’t because, like…

3 min readNov 7, 2023

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The ‘Crab Mentality’ Is Why You’re Stuck In A Dead-End Job Reveals Famous Neuroscientist

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Tim Butters

Mysterious road tunnel makes time travel possible according to the hundreds of motorists who’ve…

A mysterious road tunnel has made time travel possible, or so hundreds of motorists who have fallen foul of its bizarre time-bending laws…

3 min readNov 6, 2023

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Mysterious road tunnel makes time travel possible according to the hundreds of motorists who’ve…

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Tim Butters

What Star Wars Character Did Harrison Ford Compare Donald Trump To And Why?

In a 2015 interview with BBC News to discuss “The Force Awakens,” Harrison Ford was asked if Donald Trump was a Star Wars character which…

3 min readNov 6, 2023

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What Star Wars Character Did Harrison Ford Compare Donald Trump To And Why?

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Tim Butters

Ten psychopaths who were also in charge of countries

Psychopaths are undoubtedly a dangerous breed but never more so than when they are in charge of a country. In an ideal world, it would be…

13 min readNov 6, 2023

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Ten psychopaths who were also in charge of countries

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Tim Butters

‘Angel’ Discovered In Remote Village Turns Out To Be Something Far More Demonic

An “angel” found washed up on a beach by residents of a remote village in Indonesia turned out to be something far more demonic and…

3 min readOct 27, 2023

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‘Angel’ Discovered In Remote Village Turns Out To Be Something Far More Demonic

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Tim Butters

Hunting humans could become the next designer sport for the super-rich, according to tourism expert

Within 100 years an average human could be seen as “fair game” by the super-rich and hunted and butchered like a common buffalo, according…

4 min readOct 27, 2023

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Hunting humans could become the next designer sport for the super-rich, according to tourism expert

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Tim Butters

The Epiphany Inferno

9 min readJan 19, 2022

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The Epiphany Inferno

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Tim Butters

Tim Butters

Tim is a reporter in seven universes and sole custodian of the ninth discipline. His ambition is to keep the line serpentine. Let the healing begin!

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